{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
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{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pirates not know the alphabet?","punchline":"They always get stuck at \"C\".","id":349}
{"type":"standard","title":"Nycteroleteridae","displaytitle":"Nycteroleteridae","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16743758","titles":{"canonical":"Nycteroleteridae","normalized":"Nycteroleteridae","display":"Nycteroleteridae"},"pageid":40060484,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Parareptiles.jpg/330px-Parareptiles.jpg","width":320,"height":155},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Parareptiles.jpg","width":4252,"height":2059},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283171530","tid":"d571028c-0dab-11f0-9c13-8c16c19c9d91","timestamp":"2025-03-30T21:13:32Z","description":"Extinct family of reptiles","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nycteroleteridae","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nycteroleteridae?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nycteroleteridae?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nycteroleteridae"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nycteroleteridae","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Nycteroleteridae","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nycteroleteridae?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nycteroleteridae"}},"extract":"Nycteroleteridae is a family of procolophonian parareptilians from the Middle to Late Permian of Russia and North America. They are sometimes classified as a sister group to pareiasaurids. The group includes the genera Macroleter, Bashkyroleter, \"Bashkyroleter\" mesensis, Nycteroleter, Emeroleter, and probably Rhipaeosaurus. They were carnivorous, and occasionally ate insects. The group was most common in European Russia, with only a few fossils in North America. One fossil has also been found in Africa, but this is the only one from Gondwana.","extract_html":"
Nycteroleteridae is a family of procolophonian parareptilians from the Middle to Late Permian of Russia and North America. They are sometimes classified as a sister group to pareiasaurids. The group includes the genera Macroleter, Bashkyroleter, \"Bashkyroleter\" mesensis, Nycteroleter, Emeroleter, and probably Rhipaeosaurus. They were carnivorous, and occasionally ate insects. The group was most common in European Russia, with only a few fossils in North America. One fossil has also been found in Africa, but this is the only one from Gondwana.
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