{"type":"standard","title":"Michelle Salzman","displaytitle":"Michelle Salzman","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q105976715","titles":{"canonical":"Michelle_Salzman","normalized":"Michelle Salzman","display":"Michelle Salzman"},"pageid":65945940,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Michelle_Salzman.jpg/330px-Michelle_Salzman.jpg","width":320,"height":433},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Michelle_Salzman.jpg","width":971,"height":1314},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287093118","tid":"8ca30b80-209b-11f0-9609-a926c7802459","timestamp":"2025-04-23T23:34:50Z","description":"American politician (born 1977)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Salzman","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Salzman?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Salzman?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Michelle_Salzman"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Salzman","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Michelle_Salzman","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Salzman?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Michelle_Salzman"}},"extract":"Michelle Salzman is an American politician, businesswoman, and Army veteran currently serving as a Republican member of the Florida House of Representatives from the 1st District since November 2020. She defeated incumbent Mike Hill in the Republican primary and Democrat Franscine Mathis in the general election. She was re-elected in 2022 and 2024.","extract_html":"
Michelle Salzman is an American politician, businesswoman, and Army veteran currently serving as a Republican member of the Florida House of Representatives from the 1st District since November 2020. She defeated incumbent Mike Hill in the Republican primary and Democrat Franscine Mathis in the general election. She was re-elected in 2022 and 2024.
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